What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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