THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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