K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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