there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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