She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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