I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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