I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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