birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
i think im in europe. pls send help
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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