marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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