Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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