Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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