I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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