Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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