its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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