I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dear god my vagina.
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