this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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