who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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