i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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