We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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