Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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