you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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