I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
