my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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