its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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