: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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