and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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