we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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