Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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