I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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