you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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