shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
accomplished twins. life is a go
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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