How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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