we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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