no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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