Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize