so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
