So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
