Its about making memories worth repressing
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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