People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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