She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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