Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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