Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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