Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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