We won't sleep together?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
