Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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