hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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