Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
