:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Is Oprah even human
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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