I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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