Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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