what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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