Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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