Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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