he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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